Lose your first 5 without starting over
One live call a day. Thirty minutes. 10am Mountain. Me, you, and a room full of women who are so freaking tired of starting over.
Costs nothing. Commits you to nothing.
You don't need another plan
You've had fourteen. Weight Watchers. Keto. Whole30. The app that counts every bite, lick and slurp. Maybe a peptide. Maybe a trainer who costs more than your car payment.
You know exactly what to do. You just can't figure out why you don't do it.
That's not a discipline problem. That's a self-trust problem. And it's the only one I teach.
The weight is the tax. The noise is the prison.
Do the math on yesterday. How many minutes did you spend running food math? Negotiating? Bargaining? Planning Monday? Spiraling after the scale? An hour? Two?
That's already your time. You're already spending it. It's just going to the wrong things.
It has a name. Food noise. Diet brain. The chatter that starts when your feet hit the floor and doesn't shut up until you're asleep.
That's what I'm taking from you in seven days. Not thirty pounds. The chatter.
Hi, I'm Laura
I'm not a guru. I'm the one who got out.
Atkins. Juice cleanses. Keto. Fasting. The latest trainer in LA, then the latest nutritionist in LA. Counting every single bite, lick and slurp in a calorie journal.
I lost the weight plenty of times. I never once kept it off.
Then one morning I was standing in front of the mirror tearing myself apart — same script I'd run for two decades — and my daughter was on the floor, cooing, watching me. And it hit me that I was going to pass this down to her.
That was the morning I stopped working on my plate and started working on the thing underneath it.
I don't teach meal prep. I don't teach counting. I don't teach excessive working out. I take peptides myself and I have a partnership with a telehealth company that prescribes them — so I'll talk about them honestly, in both directions.
What I teach is the ROOT. Your hunger hormones. The emotional eating that has nothing to do with hunger. The diet brain starting you over every Monday. And the self-trust that fourteen previous programs quietly broke.
You are not a special unicorn. You've been handed the wrong tool over and over, and blamed yourself every single time.
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I could've called it Drop 30 By Christmas
It would have sold better. Truly. I didn't, and that's the whole thing.
You have been promised fast before. And fast worked — you've already succeeded at losing weight, more than once. You were good at it. You've just never succeeded at keeping it off.
Five pounds is the proof. Not the promise. The proof.
Three things nobody else gets
Two of them land the second you sign up. You don't have to buy anything to keep them.
Are Peptides Right For Me?
The honest conversation about GLP-1s, in both directions. A peptide can be an incredible tool — I take them myself. It's also one tool, not the toolbox.
The Best Plan Ever
Not a meal plan. Not macros. Not calories in, calories out. Twenty pages on building a plan that serves you instead of the other way around.
Your price — $27
Everyone else on my list pays $47 starting September 4th, with none of the above. That's the whole difference.
Here's exactly what happens
One live call each morning, 10am Mountain, thirty minutes. Including the weekend — because the weekend is where it falls apart, so that's exactly where I want to be with you.
Can this actually work for me?
I'm bringing on a client who'd tried everything. Everything.
Is this just another diet?
No. Here's the difference, and here's why the other fourteen didn't hold.
Wait — is something happening?
We name the body signals. Bloat, sleep, energy, the way your rings feel.
What about peptides?
Kasi joins me. The honest conversation, both directions.
What if I already blew it?
It's a Sunday. You'll need this one.
What happens when the motivation runs out?
It's a Monday. You've started over on this exact day a hundred times. Not this one.
How do I keep this going?
You'll have your first 5. We'll talk about what's next.
No group to join. No app to download. No forum to keep up with.
Just show up to the Zoom, thirty minutes, and go live your day. Every call is recorded.
"That was way easier than I thought it would be"
Every woman says it. Eventually. Almost word for word. These are women who did Optavia, who did the sleeve, who did an Ironman and still couldn't figure out the pantry at 2:30.
"I feel free, confident, I feel just like anything is possible."
J. — lost 27 lbs, her goal was 20"I feel like I'm my own best friend."
After doing this workLost 50 pounds. Two and a half years ago. Still off.
B.Lost more weight doing this work than she did on Ozempic.
M.Seven days are coming either way, babe.
They're going to pass whether you're in that room with me or not.
I know you don't fully believe this one will be different. That's fine. That's normal. That's what fourteen previous things will do to a person. So don't believe it yet — just get on the list.
Doors open to waitlisters only on Tuesday, September 1st at 1:00pm MT and close Thursday, September 3rd.Everyone else gets it September 4–8 at $47 with no bonuses.
